Tragedy in Library

at the guy and he feels humiliated.After a few minutes, the girl walks over to him and softly says “I am apsychology student and I knew what youwere thinking. I guess youwere humiliated, right?” The guy answers back loudly “200 bucksfor a blow job? Are you fucking kidding me?”. Everybody looks at the girl and…

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When two virgins went to heaven

God then says to the men, “I know you two have been virgins your entire life.So as a reward for all the good deeds you’ve done, I’ll find both of you a wife to enjoy eternity with in heaven.”While god isn’t looking, Bob sneaks over to the tree and takes a bite of the forbidden…

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Couple In the Car

A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, “What are you doing in…

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Your dog called last night

“I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better have an explanation.” “Calm down, honey,” the man replied. “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.” The next morning,…

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Frindship Horse and a Pig

This is your last chance to stand up. Please take this chance, I don’t want to be alone I will miss you too hard. After hearing this, the horse used all his power to stand up. After a couple of tries, he could finally stand up again and started to feel better. The farmer saw…

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When guy goes in an Adult Store but …

Customer says, ‘What’s the difference?’Counter guy says, ‘You can blow up the WISH doll into anysize you prefer, but the ISIS doll blows itself up” EDIT: Changed the wording to be less offensive.

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Why is Royal Enfield known as bullet?

Royal Enfield is a brand name under the British company, The Enfield Cycle Company Limited. This company was initially a weapons manufacturer industry where the ‘Enfield Rifle’ was among their most famous weaponry. The Enfield Cycle Company opened up its unit in Chennai (Madras) and became partners with Madras Motors. Together they formed ‘Enfield of…

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Fake Love Quotes for Whatsapp Status

I still love you, that’s a fact. But a million apologies can’t bring me back. Don’t depend on anyone, everybody changes when they meet new people. Tears are nature’s lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them. Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. Fake…

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F for Failed Not Female

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Enjoyment on New Year’s Eve

and looked at her and said,“I’ve been fucking you since last year!What more do you want?”

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Actress Become Pregnant

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you…

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Wife Speaking May Be a Threat to You

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Navy Captain

The Captain replies, “So that whenI bleed, you guys don’t notice andaren’s discouraged.” They fight offthe pirates eventually.The very next day, the Captain isalerted that 50 pirate ships arecoming towards their boat.He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

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What is Past Participle

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Teacher Asks What are the Product of The West Indies

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..

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