My dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma.
Finally, she sees someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, “what is going on here?”The strange man replies, “everyone here is doing their best to better their souls.” Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man’s traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate.The…
Read MoreAlcoholic Want join Yoga School
your drinking habits changed?– Yes, that’s really a game changer!All my family and friends are impressed!Now I can drink shots standing on my head in the bar!
Read MoreBeautiful Woman In the Palne
identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: “We love to fly and it shows”.The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: “Winning the hearts of the world”.Again…
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Funny Short Stories About Technology
Technology Really Is Ruining Our Youth, Apparently Im a high school teacher. Throughout distance learning, one of my students became infamous for being on mute; when he started talking. It started as simple forgetfulness, but the kid realized he could make a game out of it, so as time went on, it turned into an…
Read MoreWhen old Couples want to Enjoy the old days
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age…
Read MoreHis wife claim virginity but her husband shock
Is Your First Time How to DoYou Know I Fucked So Well“
Read MoreWhen the taxi driver refuses him but he wants revenge. But..
The cab driver says,….. “Get the fuck out of my cab.” So he goes to the next one and asks the same thing. “How much to airport?” “$15.” “Great, how much for a blowjob on the way there?” And that cab driver also tells him to get the fuck out of his cab. He does…
Read MoreDrunk Blonde & Suck cop’s breathalyzer.
he radios the station and asks what to do.The cop at the station says “Is she a blond driving a lipstick redcorvette?” and the cop replies “Yes”. So the other cop says“What you do is tell her to get out of the carand pull out your dick as you walk up to her”.So the cop…
Read Morepenguins And Lorry Driver
The penguins’ driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would take the penguins there. He agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy.…
Read MoreIf He Doesn’t Do It He’ll Die
“You will have to explain this.”The nurse replies, “Same problem better insurance.”
Read MoreA Frog Walks into a Bank for a Loan
Patty is not so sure so asks her manager in to see the figurine.Patty asks her manager, what is it? The manager replies, it’s aknick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan.
Read MoreThe skirt is Too Tight
raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn’t.With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.After becoming quite frusturated and embarassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order…
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