Husband and Wife Conversation
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
Read MoreWife is Always Lucky
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with…
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Jio DTH Connection – Price & Online Booking Details
Picture Quality SD, HD, 4K Total Channels 432 Standard Welcome Offer First 3 Month Free Set Top Box Price Approx Rs. 1800 Basic Plan Price Rs. 49 – Rs. 250 Installation Fee Free Standard Band Frequency Range 12 to 18 GHz Internet Connectivity Yes, Confirmed Launch Date 15 May (Approx) Regional Language Yes, 15 HDMI…
Read MoreA Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job
picture, andshe’s hideous. The guy’s never seen anything like her. The president says, “I know, she’s tough to look at. I could never tell her to her face, though. Also, it’s only fair to let you know she’s as dumb as a stump.” The guy says, “Well, I don’t care what you offer me, it…
Read MoreDivorce is Always Costly
ohn asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his…
Read MoreThe First Jewish President
“MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.“Who was that?”“My son.”gasp “The doctor??”No, the other one.”
Read MoreA Hot Teacher AND 3 Students
Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of…
Read MoreDon’t Put Into My Mouth
A man gets “I love you” tattooed on his pen**s… He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend. She looks at him and shakes her head saying “there you go again trying to put words in my mouth”. What is Cord Blood and how it is stored? When a baby…
Read MoreDoctor Explained to Boy: How his GF Got Pregnant
jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
Read MoreHe wouldn’t have thought that
the man finally gets up and says,“Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’vebeen eating grass forthe past ten minutes!”
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