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A professor said that

single language, not one, inwhich a double positive canexpress a negative.”A voice from the back of theroom piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Kung Fu Student Asks his Teacher

setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”“Yes, my master, I have.”“And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”“And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous…

Two gas company servicemen

her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and…

Guy, Doctor and Girlfriend

his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion,the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please

An Irish man went to confession

Fanny Green?’ ‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replied. ‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary’s.; At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon…

When the Man Declares

couple of sick days from work…”“Suzie was so thrilled to have me around,that every time a mail or delivery personcame by, she’d run down the driveway wavingher arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home!My husband’s home!’”

A Wet Girl

round 😉Boy: Damn you want thewhole roll?

Boy bring his Cat in School

mommy when the kids leaveI’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

3 Boys and Teacher

Teacher: “Why are you leaving?”Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”

Lecture About C*nnil1ngus

the exact opposite effect – there is no way you canenjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud.’”

A beautiful woman went up to the bar

no,” he replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across…

Strongest man around

time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice.“I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.Then he handed…

Car is Full Nuns

Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,…

The Woman got up on Stage

up out oftheir seats to leave. Oneby one, all left, but forone man. She kept singinguntil she finished her part.The man beamed up at her,“Wow, that was quite aperformance, have you ever thought of going professional?”Surprised, she responds need, “umm…no?”As he stood up to leave, he said, “a good decision…”

Woman Goes to the Gynecologist

“I have a woman in twice a week.”