Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A Man Proposes to a Beautiful Young Girl
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Two weeks pass and the man calls the girl for herdecision ‘I can’t sorry’ she tells him ‘I’m your stepmother’
Read MoreCinderella Wanted to Go Out
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the fairy godmother said. “I will get you to the ball. I will give you a cairrage, dress, and more. But be warned, if you do not come back before 12:00 tonight, a pumpkin will grow inside your vagina.” Cinderella agreed, and happily jumped around her room. Soon, she left for the ball. After a…
Read MoreThe Sick Man
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ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Read MoreDouble click on “My computer”
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Computer.. Ok. double click on it..JACK:what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???Officer:Double click on ur computer..JACK:On which Icon i’ve to click..Officer:“My Computer”..JACK:…Oh u Idiot…… Tell me where is ur office…I’llcome there and click on ur “Computer.
Read MoreThe Most Important Body Part
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The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The hands said “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The…
Read MoreThe Cab Driver & St. Peter – Blunders
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is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book,furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, buttake that cloth robe and wooden staff.” The preacher is shocked and replies, “But I am a man ofthe cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and asilk robe. Surely I rate…
Read MoreFinally Have a Heavy Twist
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. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny fucking her from behind. Dad screams. Johnny turns around looks at him and…
Read MoreWhen Teacher Ask. When Atimulated, Which Part of The Human Body Increases Ten Times Its Size
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Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!” The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?” Finally, Billy…
Read MoreFired from job
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had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Read MoreMathematician Comes Home at 3 AM
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be home at 11:45!”“Actually,” themathematician replies,“I said I’d be home ata quarter of 12.”
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