Category: Humor Jokes
A Man is Dying in the Hospital
He’s surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife, and a nurse. He turns to his family and says: “Peter, my eldest, I leave you the villas in Beverly Hills. Samantha, my beautiful daughter, to you I give the apartments in Los Angeles Plaza. Charlie, my youngest son, I see a long and bright…
Read MoreStory about British Army
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000.The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched…
Read MoreBig Fat But
eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says,“I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?”“Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”
Read MoreI Teased My Crush
She then turned pink and looked down. I gave her a wide smile.Ten years later, she became my stepmother.(This joke was translated from Chinese so sorry if parts don’t make sense.)
Read MoreThe Neighbor Looked Over the Fence
know how you find the time..!”Oh that’s easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
Read MoreThe Best form of Exercise
they don’t get the joke. You can’t blame them: sometimes jokes are just that confusing.These jokes are all clean, so you can share them with your friends, family, and even kids! Whether it’s the punny humor or the clever use of words, these jokes are sure to give you a giggle.
Read MoreFunny Jokes To Tell Humor Friends
Did you know that best friends would not mind if your place is clean. All they need is beer. You may share all your secrets with me. They can be safe with my friends. While I was wondering how the ball was turning bigger in size, my friend hit me with it. Do you consider…
Read MoreWhat Teacher Say
“Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”
Read MoreSister Quotes Funny Humor Jokes
I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do anything about it. Sisters are the crabs in the lawn of life! Sis, we are not getting older, we are getting awesome! Happy birthday! Am I not the coolest person you know sister? Sister, you are lucky to have me! My younger sister…
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Funny Short Stories About Technology
Technology Really Is Ruining Our Youth, Apparently Im a high school teacher. Throughout distance learning, one of my students became infamous for being on mute; when he started talking. It started as simple forgetfulness, but the kid realized he could make a game out of it, so as time went on, it turned into an…
Read MoreA Frog Walks into a Bank for a Loan
Patty is not so sure so asks her manager in to see the figurine.Patty asks her manager, what is it? The manager replies, it’s aknick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan.
Read MoreTalking Chicken
favorite favorite kind of beer?”The chicken says “Bock, bock, bock.”The bartender says “Ha, ha, very funny, pal!”The guy says “No, really! He can talk! Freddie, what’s a male deer called?”The chicken says “Buck, buck, buck.”The bartender says, “Okay, it was funny the first time, but now it’s kind of annoying!”The guy says, “I swear! Give…
Read MorePatient Called His Lawyer in Hospital
When the lawyer arrived, the man asked his physician to stand on one side of the bed & the lawyer on the other. The man then laid back & closed his eyes. When asked what he had in mind, he replied: “Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I’d check out…
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