Bad Professor
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Read MoreWhen Blonde Going on Triple Date
One of the blondes asks, ” What if we step on a potato? ” St Peter says, “Even I have been in heaven for a long time, I need an expert to answer that.” Then an expert with brown hair says to the blonde, ” If you still want to be blonde, tom , go…
Read MoreGuy go to the local Brothel
do you see that Mercedes? I bought that with the money Imade just giving hand jobs!” “Well if they’re that…. good, I’ll take one of those!” he said excitedly.When she was done, he was amazed and agreed it was thebest hand job he’d ever had. “If you think that was good, you should try one…
Read MoreSister Quotes Funny Humor Jokes
I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do anything about it. Sisters are the crabs in the lawn of life! Sis, we are not getting older, we are getting awesome! Happy birthday! Am I not the coolest person you know sister? Sister, you are lucky to have me! My younger sister…
Read MoreThe largest factory in the States burned down
to ship condoms in from Mexico.”Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock. What about Canada?” Biden: “Alright, I’ll call Justin and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches wide. That way, they’ll continue to respect us…
Read MoreWhose Bodyguard is more Loyal
bodyguard was surprised and bewildered; after some hesitation, he knelt his knee over his president and cried: “Please spare me, my president. I have a wife and children.” Putin felt sorry; he patted his shoulder and told him it was just a joke. Watching them, Kim snorted and ordered his bodyguard to jump out of…
Read MoreA sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… Read What happened next
As always, he replies “It tastes fine”. He would continue eating with a disappointed look on his face. His wife then thinks maybe she needs to offer him more variety. So the next day, she makes him a sandwich, only this time its made with salami, pepperoni, and extra veggies and vinegarette dressing. He walks…
Read MoreHusband Explained His To The Meaning of Dreams
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened…
Read MoreMother & Daughter in New york
ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work.”The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says “Ah, c’mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth!For crying out loud! They’re hookers!”A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks “Mommy, do…
Read MoreChina Discovered “I Love You”
Titu : Beacsue It’s has no warranty. If works, till forever. If not, then no ever
Read MoreWhat Tiny Habits Can Create Massive Success?
What tiny habits can create massive success? Stop laying on bed every now and then. Only use bed when you want to sleep. Stop using your phone as Alarm clock and if you can, keep your phone in the other room while sleeping. This way your phone won’t be the first thing you check…
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Wedding Suits for Men
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Read MoreTeenager Got Bl0wjob Offer
A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, “Bl0wjob, five dollars”. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was “Mom, what’s a bl0wjob?”. His mom replies “Five dollars,…
Read MoreWife lost her expensive wear
husband and said “Sir, you’remy witness. You know I never wear panties.”
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